Flying Dog Brewery is getting a pumpkin beer—and it’s full of puns and pumpkin.
The Frederick, Md.-based brewery will be releasing The Gourd Standard, a 6.7 percent ABV IPA brew with both pumpkin puree and spices.
“I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate about tonight,” reads the pun-riddled label. “We just have to keep in mind that if the clock gets hungry, it will got back four seconds, but the bike can’t stand alone because it’s two-tired. My one friend used to be addicted to soap, but he’s clean now. And whatever the banana wears better be appealing. Seriously, this is going to be the Gourd Standard of parties.”
According to filings with the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB), the new release will be packaged in 12-ounce bottles. An email sent to the brewery for additional details was not immediately returned.